Hello, I’m the Witch in Your Hall Closet
Dude-Bro in Coma Since 1998 Wants to “Get Jiggy With It”
Single Female Praying Mantis Just Checking Out Online Dating
Man in 1888 Photo With a Metallica T-Shirt and Cell Phone is Not a Time Traveler
Robotics Team Totally Not Fucking the Robot
Help! I’m the Cialis Guy and I’m Trapped in an Eli Roth Film
Economy Hotel Chain Celebrates 100 Days Since Last Homicide With Double Award Points
Help! My Emotional Support Python is Killing Me!
Why Can’t Furloughed Government Employees Just Tap Their Foundation Monies Like Everyone Else Does?
Africanized Killer Bees Feeling Overshadowed by Migrant Caravan
Your High Deductible Health Plan Has Referred You to Chuck
I Ate Nothing But Fettuccine Alfredo For One Month, And You’ll Never Guess What Happened.
At Worthy Brothers Turkeys, Our Turkeys Are Never Slaughtered; That’s Our Promise To You
Free Gay Pet Conversion Therapy Clinic This Saturday in Terre Haute
I Married My Undocumented Housekeeper…is that Woke Enough for You, Fuckface?
Take it From Me, A Dog Whisperer: Your Behavior is Making Patches Very Uncomfortable
Guy Holding Purse Outside of Fitting Room Actually Not Waiting For Anyone
You Guys…I Met A German Cannibal On Bumble And I Think I’m Going To See Him Again
Stop Peppering Me With Your Questions…I Don’t Have All The Answers — by Ted Tock
At McCleary Funeral Home, We Treat Your Loved One’s Remains with Dignity and Respect…Not Like That…
Fatalistic Squirrel Always Knew the Nut Would Be the Death of Him
Penis in Dick Pic Just as Disgusted by Bob as You Are